If you think it is the bank’s fault that you wrote a check without enough funds, #youmightbealiberal
If you drive a Hummer, but expect everyone else to ride pub. trans. or bikes, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that government knows whats best for you better than you do, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that government can spend your money better than you can, #youmightbealiberal
if you think that pelosicare is really about providing good healthcare, #youmightbealiberal
If you don’t see the irony in ‘required volunteer work,’ #youmightbealiberal
If you still believe in Santa, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy or Global Warming, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that now is not the time to ‘fight the power,’ #youmightbealiberal
If you think the Pledge should look like this: http://blog.openlyconservative.com/?p=265 #youmightbealiberal
If you don’t get that the founder of Planned Parenthood wanted to kill off all minorities via abortion, #youmightbealiberal
If you feel the need to always tell everyone just how smart you are, #youmightbealiberal - kinda like a guy always talking about his tool
If you think 10.2% unemployment is OK under Obama, but bitched when it was 4.5% under W, #YouMightBeALiberal
If you are offended by #youmightbealiberal, don’t worry. Those of us who don’t live on handouts will be working earning YOU a paycheck
If you are happy when you get pregnant because you’ll get a bigger welfare check, #youmightbealiberal
If you think prosperity is your birth right, #youmightbealiberal You gotta work for it, slacker!
If you don’t think that Jeremiah Wright is a racist, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that anything that isn’t left of Marx is racist/bigoted/otherwise ignorant, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that unions really do care about their rank-in-file members, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that all conservatives are redneck bitter clingers, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that you can make the world better by stealing form those who do and giving to those who dont #youmightbealiberal
If you don’t see the irony in required volunteerism, #youmightbealiberal
If you believe that the dead still have voting rights, #youmightbealiberal
if you call people asshole faggot stupid classless inbred then accuse those same people of hate, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that the Pledge Of Allegiance should look more like this –> http://blog.openlyconservative.com/?p=265 Then #youmightbealiberal
If you spend your life feeling pity for minorities and somehow think it makes you not a racist, #youmightbealiberal - I dont need your pity
If you think that making tests easier for some people is not bigotry, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that passing a sociology class somehow makes you superior, #youmightbealiberal
If you confuse good american values with fascism, #youmightbealiberal
If you don’t realize that you made a choice before you ever considered abortion, #youmightbealiberal
If you believe in science, until it disproves global warming, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that our very existance was all just some cosmic accident (talk about illogical) #youmightbealiberal
If you think that collectivism is better than individualism, #youmightbealiberal
If you have a problem with me caring more about feeding my family than feeding a bum who CHOSE to do nothing w/his life, #youmightbealiberal
If you think big gov’t is ok, but corporations can be too big to exist, #youmightbealiberal
If you easilly confuse The Constitution with toilet paper, #youmightbealiberal
If you only buy groceries on the 1st of the month, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that bipartisanship means everyone doing things your way, #youmightbealiberal
If you ignorant enough to think that all conservatives are rednecks, #youmightbealiberal
If you are sitting on twitter whining about this topic, #youmightbealiberal
If you love your fellow man so much that you believe someone else should pay for his problems, #youmightbealiberal
If you have to resort to redneck and incest jokes because your arguments are weak, #youmightbealiberal
#youmightbealiberal This has been fun! But, unlike most liberals, I actually have work to do if I want a better life for myself and my fam!
If you confuse “Promote The General Welfare’ with “Provide The General Welfare,’ #youmightbealiberal
If you think that 10.2% unemployment is ok under Obama, but thought that 4.5 was entirely too high under Bush, #youmightbealiberal
If your idea of patriotism is paying MORE taxes, #youmightbealiberal
If you think its ok for the president to listen to a preacher scream GOD DAMN AMERICA #youmightbealiberal
If your idea of compassion is stealing from those who earned and giving to those who can’t be bothered, #youmightbealiberal
#youmightbealiberal if you have compassion for human kind, and expect someone else to pay for it
If you think that one should be grateful that the IRS robs them every week, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that mainstream America is right wing extremism, #youmightbealiberal
If my handing you your ass is pissing you off, #youmightbealiberal
If your idea of helping someone is giving them a fish instead of teaching them to fish, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that giving handouts to minorities just because that’s what they are is compassion and NOT racism, #youmightbealiberal
If you have nothing better to do but to try and tell others how to live by ‘regulation,’ #youmightbealiberal
If you whine about intolerance, but are intolerant of those who don’t think like you, #youmightbealiberal
If you care about humanity, but think that someone else should pay for their problems, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that corporations that r 2 big to fail r 2 big to exist, but are fine with gov’t that’s too big, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that raising the minimum wage doesn’t cause inflation, #youmightbealiberal
If you don’t believe in taking responsibility for your actions, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that the answer to record deficits is to simply print more money, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that record early snows are a sure sign of global warming, #youmightbealiberal
If you don’t understand that it’s the unions that are driving manufacturing away from America, #youmightbealiberal
If you think that Karl Marx, Che Guevara and Fidel Castro are/were good guys, #youmightbealiberal
If you think more government is always the answer, #youmightbealiberal
If you wipe your ass with the Constitution, #youmightbealiberal
if you think that someone doing something for their own benefit is evil #youmightbealiberal
if you think that killing babies is ok but killing fellons isnt #youmightbealiberal
If you think that one of the following doesnt belong: Easter Bunny, Santa, Global Warming, #YouMightBeALiberal