LOL!

I saw this on MySpace and had to repost:

Growing up:

I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were president what would be the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’

Her parents beamed.

‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.’

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?’

I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’

Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.

Hope it makes you laugh as it made me laugh!

Duck Dubya! Duck!

ROTFL!  I have nothing to add to this.  Today in Baghdad, Iraq, a journalist threw his shoes at George W Bush.  I do have to admit, this is pretty funny… and sad all at once.  Here is a man who was liberated from the iron fist of Saddam Hussein, throwing his shoes at the man responsible for his freedom.  Ungrateful bastard.